Agnostic Salmon

Pretty similar to the last one, but with bigger pictures.

browhyyoubetray:

thekumazone:

grisser:

lisipuska:

chompass:

myrabbitisaugmented:

rileyomalley:

dabigboss:

medisoldier:

firstplayer:

jedmykee:

weapon: a huge key. partner: kratos. conflict: beating up unfaithful husbands. line when partner dies: “return to your pokeball”. huh.

Weapon: A Spear

Partner: Shepard

The Conflict: Solving Cases

My Line when my Partner Dies: You were my Luigi.

CJ you would be set with Shepard. 

Weapon: A Spear

Partner: Ezio … hm yes good.

The Conflict: Killing angels. I can dig it.

My Line when my Partner Dies: *Angst*

Weapon: Hookblade (I’m good with this >:D)

Partner: Ezio

The Conflict: Alien Invasion

My line when my partner dies: I shall avenge you.


Oh my God, this is going to be a bad fan-fic. 

Weapon: Force Edge (dhajuk;)

Partner: Solid Snake

The Conflict: Being stuck in hell

My line when my partner dies: “I shall avenge you.” (oh god I heard it in his voice)

…

Can someone make a legit story from this for me? Fuuuu

Weapon: Crossbow (pitiless, elegant killing machine)

Partner: Garrus Vakarian (holy shit) 

The Conflict: Winning someone’s heart (there’s a contest for an authentic nazi heart IT WILL BE MINE AND I WILL DEVOUR IT TO GAIN DARKNESS POWERS)

My line when my partner dies: “Return to your pokeball.” IT’S OKAY GUYS HE JUST FAINTED.. 

My Weapon: An Assault Rifle (Great I always wanted to snap my own arms)

My partner: Leon Scott Kennedy (I cant get away from the guy sheez)

The Conflict: Being Stuck in Hell (so is this hell hell or raccoon city hell or what)

My Line when my partner dies: YOU WERE MY LUIGI (more like, I murdered you because you’re my doppelganger and for that you must die)

My Weapon: Crossbow

My Partner: Hawke

The Conflict: Having to collect coins

My line when my partner dies: The right to be a god is now mine

My Weapon: Book

My Partner: Hawke

The Conflict: Changing Past/Future

My line when my partner dies: Wake up

God, I’m tearing up. :(

WEAPON: Kalina ann from devil may cry 3 (FUK YESP)

PARTNER: Squall Leanheart  (gay)

CONFLICT: winning someone’s heart (ahaha whaaat)

LINE WHEN HE DIES: “the right to be a god is now mine” (dude YES)

weapon: samurai edge

partner: zack fair

conflict: assisting the vikings

line when he dies: I will go out there and give them hell, commander

what the fuck kind of game am I in